TOP 10 REASONS TO HAVE A DOG
10-I love hair in my coffee.
9-Never did like having a full nights sleep.
8-Wanted my vet to get a new BMW.
7-thought the furniture looked too nice.
6-Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening,
midnight, pre-dawn.
5-garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay
a gardener.
4-Neighbors didn't complain enough.
3-Kids weren't enough of a challenge.
2-If you can train and show one dog, why not ten?
1-Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.
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